Sermon 24: End Game
By The Rev. William Grimes
Proverbs 20:1 says "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise." Romans 12:2 says "And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." Ephesians 2:10 says: "For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them."
Liberal sinful seductress Taylor Swift released her "End Game" video, which is part of promoting her vile reputation album that contains thinly veiled references to petty feuds with other celebrities, sexual excess, lesbianism, drunkenness, as well as petty score settling.
This video frequently contains the consumption of alcoholic beverages as well as alluding to bedroom conduct. Swift wears such attire as a dress that reveals her legs as well as a tight leather outfit that displays her treacherous curves and abhorrent breasts for those in Swift's primary demographic of preteen and young teenage girls. Girls are going to go out and pounce around drinking booze and throwing themselves at boys who cannot pray to God to control their sex drives because their wicked parents tolerate such depravity! CHRISTIAN PARENTS NEED TO WAKE UP! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Valentine's Day was the other day, and I'm sure that unholy relations outside of the sacrosanct union of one man and one woman in the bedroom in private alone occurred! College kids in their dorm and hotel rooms, some behind an Arby's dumpster, and yet others in the park for holy men and women of God and precious little children to observe! THIS IS A FARCE THAT MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY! ANYONE WHO CELEBRATES THIS DAY OF PURE SEXUAL EXCESS WILL BE DAMNED ETERNALLY! NO VALENTINE'S DAY, NO ASH WEDNESDAY, NO IDOLATRY! YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
TAYLOR SWIFT IS ONE EXAMPLE OF WHY OUR NEXT GENERATION OF WOMEN WILL CONTINUE TO DRESS IMMODESTLY TEMPTING MEN AND APOSTATE WOMEN THROUGHOUT THE GLOBE! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DRESSES THAT COVERED THEIR WHOLE BODIES?! NO MINISKIRTS, NO PANTS, NO SHORTS, NONE OF THIS TREACHERY! NO SHORTS FOR YOU MEN EITHER, AND DEFINITELY NO CROSSDRESSING! SUCH VILE SEWAGE IS AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD! GET RIGHT WITH GOD NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! God's people said AMEN!